Would you like to come over & eat pizza while we watched a disney movie. While we carelessly fall completely in love with each other? Just a suggestion.

brother (austin) walks into the living room..
Austin: Does this shirt look too big on me?
Me: YEAAAAAAAAAA!
Mom: No it does not!
Austin: Well fuck Haley!
(has a fit)
Mom: Thanks a lot Haley!
Me: He wanted my opinion! GOD.
Mom: Your opinions don't matter..

reblog if you’re a “whatever the fuck I feel like posting” blog.

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The person I reblogged this from has an A+ blog.

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#hipster parody  #submission  #submission  #submission  #submission  #submission  #submission  #submission  

#Tom Felton  

If ANYONE from my school or my state is following me, everything that I post on my tumblr, better not fucking leave tumblr. This shit is private. K? Thanks.

Staring at my crush

Expectations

Reality

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❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Unable to find love because, despite the fact I’m an ugly motherfucker, my standards have been set unrealistically high after years of mentally dating a celebrity.

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when my mom asks me a question, and i don’t answer her right away she tries to get my attention by making this really obnoxious noise..it sounds like MA-HA

everyone-here-is-mad:

#photography